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I Want to Be A Band’s Go-To Guy
Please give me a call when you have a minute, Mr. Grohl.
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Caked Like a Corn Dog
A seasonal entry, very relevent.
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Expenses Unlimited
Peter hasn’t submitted his travel expense report. We’re forecasting a challenging quarter and every dollar must be spent carefully in order to keep the…
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Pillsbury Bake-Off Recipe Contest Winner / Gutenberg’s Son
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The Surrogate / HIRING CHIEF OF SURGERY, 1881
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An Update to the Office Dress Code / Cancer
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Three at a Time, Four at a Time
I'm back. Unfortunately I have a job again so these will be less frequent, but god damn I'm back.
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Miyazaki toon + Beat them to the Flame + A Letter from the Editor in Chief
Letter from me, the editor in chief: To my hundreds of thousands of subscribers, I’m working on some other stuff that takes up the time and incredibly…
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Memory Foam Mattress Topper + very tedious toon
shifting these to one a week, maybe less
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Recalling Our Argon Gas Insulated Double Hung Vinyl Windows
Just one today because due to insane viewer demand I'm becoming an animator again
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Mr. Malone / Being a Rock Star is About Soul, Grit, and Screaming at the Goons Who Pack Envelopes in My Merch Warehouse
Today's the day I go viral and I'm so damn excited
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Bringing Back the Bean Counters / Home Birth / Ego Death
A triple-feature today. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
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Ellis Island, 1921
Crowded and hot; dust on sweat. Enzio Sartucci inches forward, knowing the fate of his family will be decided when he reaches the front of the line…
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Gross short stories from the guy who wrote the YA novel SMOOTH. https://mattwrotethis.com

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