A Nice Ass / How Dare They Question Your Immense Creativity?
mattwrotethis.substack.com
A Nice Ass “It would be nice to have a nice ass,” William Wickers said to his wife, Wendy, and seventeen-year-old daughter, Willow, at their dining room table as they ate Papa John’s pizza. “A sweet seat with a pleasing heart shape; two huge cheeks and a well-defined crack that accepts ruches with ease. A real apple-bottom rear that will catch the eyes of the executives upstairs and encourage them to finally give me a promotion.”
A Nice Ass / How Dare They Question Your Immense Creativity?
A Nice Ass / How Dare They Question Your…
A Nice Ass / How Dare They Question Your Immense Creativity?
A Nice Ass “It would be nice to have a nice ass,” William Wickers said to his wife, Wendy, and seventeen-year-old daughter, Willow, at their dining room table as they ate Papa John’s pizza. “A sweet seat with a pleasing heart shape; two huge cheeks and a well-defined crack that accepts ruches with ease. A real apple-bottom rear that will catch the eyes of the executives upstairs and encourage them to finally give me a promotion.”