Archive - Matt Wrote This

I Want to Be A Band’s Go-To Guy

Please give me a call when you have a minute, Mr. Grohl.

Apr 24, 2023 •

Caked Like a Corn Dog

A seasonal entry, very relevent.

Apr 17, 2023 •

Expenses Unlimited

Peter hasn’t submitted his travel expense report.

Apr 11, 2023 •

Why I Wait for the Second Show

I have not missed a spring musical at my community’s high school in twenty-two years.

Apr 3, 2023 •

March 2023

The Things You Notice When You Start to Exercise

Push-ups on your bedroom floor.

Mar 27, 2023 •

Three at a Time, Four at a Time

I'm back. Unfortunately I have a job again so these will be less frequent, but god damn I'm back.

Mar 20, 2023 •

February 2023

Miyazaki toon + Beat them to the Flame + A Letter from the Editor in Chief

Letter from me, the editor in chief:

Feb 6, 2023 •

January 2023

Memory Foam Mattress Topper + very tedious toon

shifting these to one a week, maybe less

Jan 30, 2023 •

Recalling Our Argon Gas Insulated Double Hung Vinyl Windows

Just one today because due to insane viewer demand I'm becoming an animator again

Jan 23, 2023 •

Mr. Malone / Being a Rock Star is About Soul, Grit, and Screaming at the Goons Who Pack Envelopes in My Merch Warehouse

Today's the day I go viral and I'm so damn excited

Jan 17, 2023 •

Bringing Back the Bean Counters / Home Birth / Ego Death

A triple-feature today. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

Jan 9, 2023 •

December 2022

Ellis Island, 1921

Crowded and hot; dust on sweat.

Dec 19, 2022 •

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