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I Want to Be A Band’s Go-To Guy
Please give me a call when you have a minute, Mr. Grohl.
Apr 24, 2023
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Matt Burns
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Caked Like a Corn Dog
A seasonal entry, very relevent.
Apr 17, 2023
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Expenses Unlimited
Peter hasn’t submitted his travel expense report. We’re forecasting a challenging quarter and every dollar must be spent carefully in order to keep the…
Apr 11, 2023
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Why I Wait for the Second Show
I have not missed a spring musical at my community’s high school in twenty-two years. Out of each show’s six scheduled performances, the best to attend…
Apr 3, 2023
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Matt Burns
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March 2023
The Things You Notice When You Start to Exercise
Push-ups on your bedroom floor. Twenty, then twenty-five, forty. Feel your muscles grow sore. New lines in your triceps and shoulders. Notice your…
Mar 27, 2023
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Matt Burns
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Three at a Time, Four at a Time
I'm back. Unfortunately I have a job again so these will be less frequent, but god damn I'm back.
Mar 20, 2023
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February 2023
Miyazaki toon + Beat them to the Flame + A Letter from the Editor in Chief
Letter from me, the editor in chief: To my hundreds of thousands of subscribers, I’m working on some other stuff that takes up the time and incredibly…
Feb 6, 2023
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Matt Burns
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January 2023
Memory Foam Mattress Topper + very tedious toon
shifting these to one a week, maybe less
Jan 30, 2023
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Recalling Our Argon Gas Insulated Double Hung Vinyl Windows
Just one today because due to insane viewer demand I'm becoming an animator again
Jan 23, 2023
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Matt Burns
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Mr. Malone / Being a Rock Star is About Soul, Grit, and Screaming at the Goons Who Pack Envelopes in My Merch Warehouse
Today's the day I go viral and I'm so damn excited
Jan 17, 2023
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Matt Burns
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Bringing Back the Bean Counters / Home Birth / Ego Death
A triple-feature today. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
Jan 9, 2023
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December 2022
Ellis Island, 1921
Crowded and hot; dust on sweat. Enzio Sartucci inches forward, knowing the fate of his family will be decided when he reaches the front of the line…
Dec 19, 2022
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